Thursday, November 24, 2011

Dunce Cap Award: Jeffrey Leving

Mr. Leving is a lawyer out of Chicago who has been retained by Mariah Yeater in her vain attempt to prove that singer Justin Bieber is the father of her son. A clear case of a fool & his brains being parted somewhere along the way, because he's fighting a lost cause.

On Tuesday, Bieber told David Letterman that "I can smell a weasel". Bieber had already had a DNA swab taken from his cheek, but that wasn't enough to satisfy Leving, who, according to a piece in today's New York Daily News, wants Yeater and her child present, along with legal teams for both sides, for another test. Doesn't that tell us what we already knew? That Yeater, a 20 year old San Diego woman, is making a desperate play for easy money? You bet it does. The gossip media had reported a few days ago that Yeater had asked a friend to delete a text that would acknowledge that she'd been lying all along, that Bieber, 17, isn't the baby daddy. Leving is enabling Yeater to extend her 15 minutes as long as possible, but let's face it, kids, he's going to have a hard time collecting his fee when he loses this case. Perry Mason, he ain't.

Mariah Yeater was already given a pair of weasel ears. Jeffrey Leving, for being so stupid as to take on this case, gets a pair as well, plus the obligatory Dunce Cap for continuing to perpetuate her scam on her behalf.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

But meanwhile, he'll be getting a lot of free publicity. It's a gamble on his part as to whether it ends up being good or bad pubicity.

hobbyfan said...

I'm leaning on bad. He's better served chasing an ambulance.